I hate dentists with attitude. They act like they’re some sort of god. As if they have some higher status just because they’ve been inside a mouth or two.<\/p>\n
I was at the dentist’s, when, out of nowhere, he says, \u201cYou don\u2019t floss obviously.\u201d<\/p>\n
Alright. Come on man! It\u2019s our first date and I let you put your whole hand inside my mouth! Could you at least be nice to me?<\/p>\n
It\u2019s the attitude: \u201cYou don\u2019t floss\u2026obviously<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n Ok, you\u2019re a dentist. It\u2019s your job,<\/em> you can tell I don’t floss. Don’t make it sound like you have some sort of superpower or clairvoyant abilities. I can\u2019t look at a regular human being and say \u201cyou don\u2019t floss obviously\u201d. You can! But you don\u2019t have to show off, asshole.<\/p>\n You don\u2019t hear me say \u201cYou obviously don\u2019t know the difference between sandstone and limestone, obviously!<\/em>\u201d Gimme a break!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n PS: I have a B.Sc. in geology.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I hate dentists with attitude. They act like they’re some sort of god. As if they have some higher status just because they’ve been inside a mouth or two. I was at the dentist’s, when, out of nowhere, he says, \u201cYou don\u2019t floss obviously.\u201d Alright. Come on man! It\u2019s our first date and I let … <\/p>\n