{"id":457,"date":"2011-08-16T15:13:23","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T12:13:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=457"},"modified":"2011-08-16T16:57:09","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T13:57:09","slug":"flight-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/flight-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Flight Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to start a &#8220;Flight Club&#8221;. It&#8217;s just like a Fight Club, but for cowards. Well, maybe not cowards, but rather to allow people to practice their other <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fight-or-flight_response\" target=\"_blank\">natural instinct<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The rules of Flight Club are listed below:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You don&#8217;t complain about flight club.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t complain about flight club.<\/li>\n<li>When someone says stop, keep running.<\/li>\n<li>Only two guys to a flight.<\/li>\n<li>One scream at a time.<\/li>\n<li>No need to take off your shirts or shoes when escaping.<\/li>\n<li>Keep running as long as you have to.<\/li>\n<li>If this is your first night at flight club, you have to cry.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Applications currently being accepted.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* Additional rule, as suggested by a friend in the comments below. &#8220;9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to start a &#8220;Flight Club&#8221;. It&#8217;s just like a Fight Club, but for cowards. Well, maybe not cowards, but rather to allow people to practice their other natural instinct. The rules of Flight Club are listed below: You don&#8217;t complain about flight club. You don&#8217;t complain about flight club. When someone says stop, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/flight-club\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Flight Club&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":462,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}