{"id":814,"date":"2020-01-05T18:03:59","date_gmt":"2020-01-05T23:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=814"},"modified":"2020-04-30T06:05:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T10:05:22","slug":"spoons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/spoons\/","title":{"rendered":"Spoons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896-1-686x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-816\" width=\"325\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896-1-686x1024.jpg 686w, http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896-1-201x300.jpg 201w, http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896-1-768x1147.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896-1-1371x2048.jpg 1371w, http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896-1-scaled.jpg 1714w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/@pixabay?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pixabay<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0from\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/abstract-art-cooking-cutlery-262896\/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pexels<\/a><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>One time in 1998 I was invited by my girlfriend\u2019s parents to have lunch in a fancy Italian restaurant. They ordered fish and were going at it with forks and knives like professional surgeons, which they weren\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You see, I\u2019m not good with a fork and knife. I\u2019m what the colonizers would have called \u201ca savage\u201d. So, I looked for something to order that I could eat with a spoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I ordered a risotto thinking I had outsmarted the menu. But the risotto arrived with a. fork. I barely touched it (the risotto). Told them I was suddenly feeling nauseous and maybe I was pregnant. Tough crowd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, the moral of the story is: I now carry a spoon with me wherever I go. You can\u2019t trust restaurants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One time in 1998 I was invited by my girlfriend\u2019s parents to have lunch in a fancy Italian restaurant. They ordered fish and were going at it with forks and knives like professional surgeons, which they weren\u2019t. You see, I\u2019m not good with a fork and knife. I\u2019m what the colonizers would have called \u201ca &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/spoons\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Spoons&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":817,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ramisalame.com\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}