Flight Club

I’ve decided to start a “Flight Club”. It’s just like a Fight Club, but for cowards. Well, maybe not cowards, but rather to allow people to practice their other natural instinct.

The rules of Flight Club are listed below:

  1. You don’t complain about flight club.
  2. You don’t complain about flight club.
  3. When someone says stop, keep running.
  4. Only two guys to a flight.
  5. One scream at a time.
  6. No need to take off your shirts or shoes when escaping.
  7. Keep running as long as you have to.
  8. If this is your first night at flight club, you have to cry.

Applications currently being accepted.


* Additional rule, as suggested by a friend in the comments below. “9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.”