I’ve decided to start a “Flight Club”. It’s just like a Fight Club, but for cowards. Well, maybe not cowards, but rather to allow people to practice their other natural instinct.
The rules of Flight Club are listed below:
- You don’t complain about flight club.
- You don’t complain about flight club.
- When someone says stop, keep running.
- Only two guys to a flight.
- One scream at a time.
- No need to take off your shirts or shoes when escaping.
- Keep running as long as you have to.
- If this is your first night at flight club, you have to cry.
Applications currently being accepted.
* Additional rule, as suggested by a friend in the comments below. “9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.”
