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I’ve decided to start a “Flight Club”. It’s just like a Fight Club, but for cowards. Well, maybe not cowards, but rather to allow people to practice their other natural instinct.

The rules of Flight Club are listed below:

  1. You don’t complain about flight club.
  2. You don’t complain about flight club.
  3. When someone says stop, keep running.
  4. Only two guys to a flight.
  5. One scream at a time.
  6. No need to take off your shirts or shoes when escaping.
  7. Keep running as long as you have to.
  8. If this is your first night at flight club, you have to cry.

Applications currently being accepted.

 

* Additional rule, as suggested by a friend in the comments below. “9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.”

10 Comments

  1. @Bader_rock says:

    LMAO :’)

    I think I just wet my pants !

  2. Rami says:

    haha! okkkk!

  3. BlueEng says:

    What if someone joins n breaks one of the rules? Are there any penalties?
    P.s: I need 2 know b4 I join #JustSaying :p .

  4. Rami says:

    They will be chased. And they will run. It’s a vicious cycle.

  5. BlueEng says:

    Oh, is that so? *tears the application* have a great afternoon :] .

  6. Caroline Wadad says:

    I have an additional rule to suggest:
    9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.

    Do not take this suggestion lightly, for it shall have far-reaching ramifications, such as granting BlueEng automatic membership due to his attempted “flight” from the group

  7. Rami says:

    I agree! All in favor say…Hey! Come back!!

  8. haitham says:

    bunch of wusses! I like ,, suits me just fine , lool

  9. H says:

    Haha!
    …Or you could just call it Fright Club!!

  10. Caroline Wadad says:

    Hahaha well played Rami. I look forward to socially ostracising the courageous… if I stick around long enough. Finally, wusses shall proudly run (away from) the world.

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