I hate dentists with attitude. They act like they’re some sort of god. As if they have some higher status just because they’ve been inside a mouth or two.
I was at the dentist’s, when, out of nowhere, he says, “You don’t floss obviously.”
Alright. Come on man! It’s our first date and I let you put your whole hand inside my mouth! Could you at least be nice to me?
It’s the attitude: “You don’t floss…obviously”
Ok, you’re a dentist. It’s your job, you can tell I don’t floss. Don’t make it sound like you have some sort of superpower or clairvoyant abilities. I can’t look at a regular human being and say “you don’t floss obviously”. You can! But you don’t have to show off, asshole.
You don’t hear me say “You obviously don’t know the difference between sandstone and limestone, obviously!” Gimme a break!
PS: I have a B.Sc. in geology.